MCU STUFF

March 22nd 2022

It’s the second day of resumption at McPherson university, and students continue to trickle in for the start of the semester. Luggage search is stricter than ever,as students are searched from the school gates. Bringing of sharp objects like knives and glass bottles are discouraged . The hall of residence staff are also getting in on the action , mutilating the hairs of various girls . All of it wouldn’t be possible however without the V.C, who likes to take action and give commands from the shadows .It’s safe to say that the students to come are in for a big surprise.

Although school activities have not officially started , COSMAS has commenced lectures as of today. Lecturers have also decided to stop giving pdfs and hand outs to students who they believe are no longer taking notes.